Things I hear while watching Spongebob…

Patrick: “How do I know you’re not a zombie?”
Spongebob: “Would a zombie have a picture of his best friend in his wallet?”

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

(Source: uglierer)